2 Ninjas 1 Cup Torrent Download [pack]

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About This Game Get ready for a game so stupid you would rather show your browser history than admit that you like it! Lots of action, explosions and yes, it's a penis-tank in the trailer. What? You need more reasons to play "2 Ninjas 1 Cup"? - Challenging gameplay with instant respawns - Silly plot with voice acting so bad it will make you cringe (don't know which one is worse) - Explosions. Everybody loves explosions - Original gags. Terrible, but original. - Penis-tank Now we're sure that you want to play it, so here's a list containing things "2 Ninjas 1 Cup" doesn't have: - 3D helicopters - Answers to "Will Trump start the World War III?" - A proof that Hitler knew about the concentration camps - A diet plan for Yo Mamma who is so fat she broke your family tree So what are you waiting for!? We need you to bring the cup back! 7aa9394dea Title: 2 Ninjas 1 CupGenre: Action, IndieDeveloper:VogelfängerPublisher:VogelfängerRelease Date: 3 Feb, 2017 2 Ninjas 1 Cup Torrent Download [pack] 2 ninjas 1 cup pl. 2 ninjas 1 cup. 2 ninjas 1 cup. 2 ninjas 1 cup pl (update: I take it all back. This game is flawed and not worth the aggravation. It's bad enough that your character will go from a dead stand still to rolling off the edge without you pressing anything at all, but to expect me to dodge hornets on tiny sand blocks followed by a f*cking fire tunnel without a checkpoint after the f*cking mess that was the hornet bit?!?!?! F*ck this game.)Good game with acceptable stupid humor. I am enjoying it and the devs take suggestions on improvement. Good going guys\/gals!. no. Not good. Do not buy. 1 funny joke thats it1/10. (update: I take it all back. This game is flawed and not worth the aggravation. It's bad enough that your character will go from a dead stand still to rolling off the edge without you pressing anything at all, but to expect me to dodge hornets on tiny sand blocks followed by a f*cking fire tunnel without a checkpoint after the f*cking mess that was the hornet bit?!?!?! F*ck this game.)Good game with acceptable stupid humor. I am enjoying it and the devs take suggestions on improvement. Good going guys\/gals!. really good game,thx for the italian translate. I'd rather admit to watching hentai than play this game.. This game is unbelievably hard, that's why I love it.. Very poor game, looks like the first game of newbie game developer. Well, the cost is pretty low, but still worth refunding :DI love quality hardcore platformers. That's why I do not recommend this game. Yes, this game is hard, but not because it's well designed, but because of bad controls and unfinished game mechanics. If you are looking for funny plot, you will find it in trailer, but not in game.Cons:- Not polished frustrating platformer controls:1) No remembering pre-pressed jump button – so if you are in air near ground and pre-press Jump, you will not jump after landing even if you are holding the button)2) Can't stop moving by X in air – you can just switch direction from left to right and from right to left), so it's pretty annoying when you have to aim while jumping.3) Stick is not supported for Xbox controller which is bad for platformer.- Bad camera behaviour, just feel uncomfortable.- Very poor sprite graphics and animation: low ammount of sprites, not smooth transition between animations and changing direction of character, bad resolution and quality of sprites and textures.- Didn't find any intros or cinematics in game that were trailer.Pros:- Developers read my first review and fixed critical bug (I couldn't jump), so I bought the game second time after refunding it (well, I will still try to refund it second time).- Pretty funny trailer (didn't find anything in game though).- Low price, but still the Game shouldn't be in Steam in current state.. WhenNinja Gaiden, a game released in 1988 is a better platformer than you, you know you have made mistakes. This meme filled rage game is not an enjoyable time at all. With mismatched graphics that range from decent pixel art to crap clipart, terrible voice acting, and the least fun checkpoint gauntlets I have seen in a long time, please don't waste your time like I did. If you already own this game because of a sale or bundle, first, my condolences, second, just idle for cards and uninstall.Also, this game ends with a♥♥♥♥♥♥shapped tank, and it wasn't even a well done♥♥♥♥♥♥tank.. This is a very low effort attempt at making a game. Enemy sprites just stand there and shoot slow bullets at you periodically. They have no AI, just a few frames of animation that repeat. The graphics are programmer-grade at best. Running and jumping, those things that should feel perfect in a 2D platformer, feel floaty and imprecise. And the music either didn't exist at all or left so little of an impression on me that I don't even remember it.Do not buy this game unless you have the humor of a four-year-old and the dexterity of a twenty-year-old.